Well I know I'm gonna be... I'm gonna be the man who's havering tae you!

'Havering' is an intransitive verb found in Scottish slang of which the etymology is unknown.

Tae me though, it's just tae hem and haw!

I think I need to be doing a little bit more of that on here. The thing is, I see so many things that I want to pass comment on but most of you wouldn't have a clue what I'm on about unless you happen to have been watching the same TV programme as me that night (oh... poor Sarah-Louise, imagine Jason doing that to her!), see... are you confused? Then there's the issue of me offending most of the world!

I think I shall now go and blog what I can remember of camp. I'll have to edit names of campers to protect identities... don't think I'll bother to protect the identity of leaders though. They deserve everything I'm going to get... especially Donald. I think I did a pretty effective job in sabotaging the bit of the talk I was involved in which leads me to another point...

Men... pay attention! If you ever don't want to do something don't simply refuse to do it because you'll keep getting nagged and then you'll end up doing the task and then next time the task comes round you'll get nagged to do it again and again and then you'll just do it again and so you'll get nagged.... it's an endless cycle called 'marriage'.

Anyway, what you need to do is volunteer to do the task before you're even asked... or at least pretend you're more than happy/keen to do the task. Then, once you do it... do a terrible terrible job of it. That way you'll never need to spend time doing it again or getting nagged to do it again... problem solved!

If any men out there have any other tips on how to survive the terrible terrible fate of marriage then please post your tips here!