RIP PC

My PC died yesterday. I'm on here pretending I'm doing something useful like working or something or nothing.

It's not so much that my PC is dead. It boots up fine and as soon as Windows loads it restarts itself before I can do anything to try and address the problem. It even does this in safe mode and diagnostic mode. I don't even think reformatting the drive or a clean install of the OS will solve the problem.

My main lesson is in diplomacy though. To all men out there. Should your PC break down the following could result in severe injury or loss of limbs.

1) Telling your wife that you actually own her PC so she better let you on it.
2) Telling her that if she doesn't let you on it you'll just disconnect her from the home network.
3) Telling her that you'll uninstall her speech software so it'll be useless to her anyway.
4) Telling her that if you can't use it she gets no more money ever.

Oh well, maybe I could do with a rest from the PC after the fingers on one hand got 'accidently crushed'.