Blogging Behind

Howdy Blogworld!

It seems I've been letting things slide again with regards to updating this blog. I'd like to say I'm about to rectify that but my phone's just allowed to ring twice (not answered, to save the cost of a call) to notify me that Ian & Nan are on their way to come and pick me up from church which, by my calculations, allows me about the length of 'Angels' by Robbie Williams and 'Careless Whispers' by George Michael to type something deep and meaningful here before I have to go and put my shoes on... possibly to '500 miles' by The Proclaimers who I was listening to (and heartily singing along with) today when my ignorant wife informed she didn't like them... not just because I was singing along to them. How can she call herself Scottish and say she doesn't like The Proclaimers?!?!?!?!? I mean, that's just an utter disgrace! What true Scot hasn't blurted out the lyrics of '500 miles' whilst walking down an otherwise quiet residential street at about 2am with a carry-out in hand?

Oh dear, we've on to Careless Whispers and I haven't got round to typing anything deep and meaningful yet. Perhaps we should just skip the deep and meaningful material for this blog entry and instead concentrate on a news update (still haven't written about camp or Keswick yet... or my golfing injury/GBH incident). Actually.. Donald's meant to be asking me some questions about camp in front of everyone at church tonight. That should give me an opportunity to embarass him, myself and everyone associated with me... that'll be fun.

Right, still not actually mentioned anything deep, meaningful or now even newsworthy and we're at the big long sax solo bit in the middle of the song... 2:37 into the song Windows Media reliably informs me although by the time I've typed this it'll be past that... like you care.

Oh, did I mention my computer is alive again? I had to give it the technical equivilant of mouth-to-mouth which basically involves reformatting your hard drive, reinstalling the OS, drivers and all the software you previously had... not to mention putting your entire music back on to it. My Cliff Richard collection alone will take a team of twelve IT specialists about three weeks to 'rip'... I'm told 'ripping' is the technical term but I really don't want anyone to be 'ripping' my Cliff collection... it's much to precious!

Right, better go... the music is fading out now. Better go and put my shoes on and make sure I've got everything I need with me!

Tattie bye!!!!