The green eyed monster - Literally

I've actually discovered that lots of people have been sitting back for months and months and months missing my blog that I haven't bothered to keep up-to-date other than the odd stupid personality test. I didn't think anyone read it so now I know that I've got a bit of attention I think I might update the thing.

Donald accused me of being indecisive and 'like a woman' last night because I couldn't decide whether to have my bath last night or this morning and spent a considerable amount of time pondering this tough decision.

I opted to have it in the morning so got up bright and early, well... early anyway and took ages in the bath like I always do. I had lovely relaxing moisturising lavendar cream bath today.

I went over to Arlene's for about half ten and then we went to collect Liston to take him to the airport because he's going away for the summer back home to Texas. I went up to help him carry his stuff down and he asked me to take a black bag down for him and put it in the car. I suggested to him that the black bag was full of rubbish and that it should go in the bin and not the car and it smelt like rubbish and that no baggage handler would ever let him put a black bag on a plane, let alone one full of rubbish. He was pretty insistant though so I decided to take him at his word and put it in the car to see what his reaction would be when he came along. Unfortunately his friend came along first and took it out of the car. Spoilsport! I wanted to make Liston think I believe every word he says... which I do, of course.

We got to the airport in plenty of time so we decided to go to Caffe Nero. As I'm really trying to be good on my diet I said I wanted something healthy so Arlene made me get a Pineapple, Orange and Banana fruit booster smoothie which was actually quite nice.. so made a quite healthy breakfast to get my metabolism going. We were sitting having whatever we were all having from Caffe Nero when her jaw suddenly dropped and she said that my left eye was bright green like glowing toxic waste. Now, my eyes have always been blue so I'm wondering if dr-dyb knows of any condition whereby an iris that has always been blue suddenly changes to being bright green. John Gillan had noticed it on Sunday as he was gay-zing into my eyes. Liston was convinced it was so unnatural that it must be a contact lense but Arlene was very kind to me in telling him that I wouldn't possibly have the coordination required to put in a contact lens.

We took Liston to the gate and he tried to hug me but I managed to escape with a handshake which was traumatic enough in itself. He sent me a text to say he'd got on the plane ok which was nice.

We then had to race back into town to meet Laura for lunch at Cafe Grande. I continued my attempts to be healthy by having a chicken, brie and rocket pesto panini with a side salad (no crisps, chips, garlic bread with cheese etc) and I ate a fair bit of the salad leafy things, a little cucumber and one bit of cherry tomato which was minging because I hate tomato but I know I need to get used to it.

In the afternoon we went our seperate ways. I won't divulge what Arlene and Laura did with their days as I think they need to use their own blogs to do that! I wanted to get a haircut but Kenny was fully booked for the day so I went to church and untangled all of my cables and set up my computer and sorround sound system in the office and did a bit of work (or played solitaire?). I ordered the chinese for the Wednesday meal and set everything up for that.

John actually came to the meeting for once, after going to the pub of course! He'd been spotted coming out of the pub round the corner from the church by a few people so he thought he really better come. I had a wee chat with him and then a big gossip with Arlene after the service which held Gary back by about an hour or so as he was giving me a lift back as I'm staying the night at Gary & Roz's tonight. Last time I was at there's I really caught up on sleep and slept 13 hours straight through without even getting up for a pee or anything... my prostate can't be in bad shape, especially given the amount of water I drink. I won't put a picture of my prostate up here as I think I've included enough pictures today.